Q: What do you call a man who studies breasts?
A: Alive.
There migh be something to this. If you’re fat, you’ve got a greater surface area of skin to expose to the sun. More total skin being tanned could equal an increased chance of developing a melanoma…
I’ve never sunbathed topless, and I don’t feel particularly inclined to start now. 
(walks away humming “Unpretty” by TLC)
Hey, my 666th post! (evil Satanic laughter)
I think my favorite thing about Pravda’s re-invention was that for a while there while they were doing funny/slanted normal news, they literally could not mention Condolezza Rice without tagging on either “, who has no children” or “, who is middle-aged and still single”.
Haven’t you heard? The fat cancels out the pretty. Like eating your baby carrots with ranch dressing.
:rolleyes:
I can absolutely see why that rule would be put in place! Nobody can go to a topless beach without fat, ugly women rubbing up against them and sweating on them. I mean, they totally harass everyone. It would be great if you could avert your eyes from such a horrible thing in order to avoid seeing it, but for some reason that’s just not possible!
:rolleyes:
Oh, I don’t know. I’ve seen some very attractive fat women.
I thought my indication of sarcasm via rolleyes was fairly clear, but maybe not.
In The Russian Federation Pravda no longer reports you
For a lot of us, it does. It’s not like we make any more of a conscious decision not to be attracted to them than does a gay person make a decision not to be attracted to the opposite sex. What I find attractive is what I find attractive, and no amount of rolleyes will change that. I can’t understand why people have such an issue with this.
It has nothing to do with attraction unless pretty for you always equals “someone you want to stick your penis into.”
Well, yeah, that kind of is what it means… 
I’ve called many a flower or child’s dress pretty. I dunno about YOU but that doesn’t imply anything about my dick and those objects. =P
Everybody’s welcome here http:/ /www.stuff.co.nz/4692491a11.html the nude, not lewd. Link may be NSW - bare bottom, but no naughty bits, I’ve broken it.
Though at least one local resident said she was sick of seeing;
exactly this, except the speedos.
Give me your large, your aged and raddled masses,
yearning to hang free.
The wretched unfit of your lipo’d shore.
Send these, the unloved, intolerance-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden floor.
Now, see, I WOULD stick my dick in a Georgia O’Keefe painting if they had any holes.
This post brought to you by the “Z should never post after midnight” fund and the letters T, M, and I.
With both hands?
“In the manner to which they’ve become accustomed”, to quote Pepper Mill.