Suns of biscuit eaters who try and take advantage of the elderly

Damn piece of used ass wipe tries to tell my 78 yr old father that he’ll take his 57 custom fordor sedan as a down payment for a 92 geo metro with over 125,000 miles on it. Who the hell does he think he is?!!

Damn it, I come home from work and this sob of an ex brother in law has just about convinced him to give him the car. The 57 needs a carb and a u joint. Other wise its been sitting in a garage for the last 25 years. If I could get my hands on the piece of crud I wipe him off the face of the earth and flush him with the rest of refuse.:mad:

grrrrrrrrr…

“fordor”?

“In the land of Fordor where the shadows lie”…?

naahhh, nothing magical about that, just fords way of getting the most of thier name

Let’s see … a 1957 all metal car designed to go nearly a million miles being exchanged for a 1992 tin foil covered shoe box on baby buggy wheels.

Wow, what a great deal!

It’s been my oft-stated dream to befriend a wealthy elderly person and then take them for everything they have…mmmm…wealth…

Geo Metro? Isn’t that the car you put on like a coat?

My son drove the Geo Metro. It was on the merry go round at the amusement park and he only sat there because the fire-truck & all the wooden horsies were taken…

You don’t so much drive a Geo Metro as you wait around for a good tailwind.

Bwahaha!

Why in God’s name trade in that classic for a complete POS in the first place? Fix the classic, let him drive it instead, much cooler.

A. Said father is 99.9999% blind.
B. I don’t want him driving.
C. No one in the family wants him to drive
D. No one has the money or the inclination to fix the 57.