Because I love your cover letter:
Hired! and shit.
“I am the son of a librarian and a capricorn.”
Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 
That is hilarious.
And scary, in that I interview folks who basically have that attitude…
Notice his name… it’s a Ron!
He even gave a shout-out to the Dope at the bottom!
Notice that the last word of the resume is “Dope” thrown in for no reason.
Apparent origin:
And no misspellings! Well, except for TOUPE, unless it’s a color I’ve never heard of.
So what you’re telling me is that SuperKapowzler is a CEO and shit?
It’s the color of Donald Trump’s hair
Now that’s a CEO I want to work for.
Here’s the guy’s own blog:
Funny but what does it have to do with SuperKapowzler?
Bacause that guy sounds like his posting style… and shit.
Ah. Who was SuperKapowzler anyway?
He’s the shit.
The comments link to another fun one: http://thanksrp.com/?p=159
No one else is going to say it? I guess I will. I think that was just a bit too funny for SuperK’s work.
And if that doesn’t get him in here, I don’t know what will.
I’d hire him. Hell, I’d promote him to vice president and shit.