I found this on one site. Couldn’t believe it. Could NOT frackin’ be-lieve it. It had to be a gag, someone recaptioning an innocent panel. Nope. Checked around, found another example here. Not for the fainthearted- you have been warned.
:eek: My Eyes! My Eyes!
I’ve heard it said that comics have always been secret porn for preteens, and this proves it. It’s at least co-equal to the “Superboy loses his virginity” story. How the HELL did this get past the Comics Code in 1962??
What’s worse is that Supergirl seeks out her exact double on another planet, and the double and Clark actually do get it on. They only break it off when they discover that faux-Supergirl can’t survive on Earth.
Well, he wasn’t originally a horse. He was a man. Circe turned him into a horse. Sometimes he was a centaur. As Comet The Super Horse, he was a member of the Legion Of Superpets. IIRC The other members were Krypto, Streaky The Super Cat (an ordinary earth cat given superpowers by X Kryptonite), and Detective Chimp.
Comet was not a nudist. The included sequence is just a rare case of a naked animal turning into a naked human.
Comet was originally a centaur, who went to Circe to make him a man.
Circe was a naughty sorceress, who made him a man only when a comet went by, and a horse the rest of the time. He and Supergirl only got jiggy when he was a man.
The monkey in the Legion of Superpets was Beppo, the Supermonkey (who stowed away on Kal-El’s rocket, IIRC), not Detective Chimp.
Proty II (Chameleon Boy’s second ‘pet’ Protean) was also a member of the LSP.
The Proties’ intelligence level never actually changes, is the funny thing.
It’s just that in some stories ‘the average housepet’ - say, Streaky - is pretty much identical to a human (if, a slightly naive human) intelligence-wise.
Then, Giffen and the Bierbaums realised ‘Uhm, these ‘pets’ are every bit as intelligent as the humans…’ and made the Proteans a sentient race. And then made only Proties I and II, and a couple other Proteans intelligent, the others not even trainable.
The Proties are really a rather fucked up bit of continuity…
So if he receives anal sex, things could get explosive?
The original Proty sacrificed its life to revive Lighting Lad. Where the second one came from is unclear, since the original was supposed to be incredibly rare.
If you think the stuff in this thread is cracktastic, scans_daily will blow your mind. One of my favorite lj communities, people post scans from real comic books showcasing the most bizarre, unintentionally hilarious, spectacularly inappropriate, and frequently homoerotic scenes in comic books new and old. Check out:
Moderator Notes: Some of the links here were to the “Superdickery” site, which I have been told is laden with spyware. I have therefore disabled the link: if you want to go there deliberately, that’s fine, but we don’t want anyone accidentally clicking and winding up with 'puter probs.
It is possible that the site was cleaned up, I’m not sure and I’m not able to spend the time testing. If someone wants to check it out, it would be much appreciated.
Meantime, it’s not that we’re trying to “censor” any site, it’s just that we don’t want you going someplace that will cause headaches unless you go there with full knowledge and eyes open.
