Supressing the urge to sniff random women's hair

In general, I think most women have pretty good taste when it comes to shampoo and hair care products. Generally, I find a woman’s hair to be the most pleasant-smelling part of their bodies.

I know this probably comes off as wierdo pervert behavior, which in a way is sad. They smell nice! Its not like I’m masturbating in their hair or anything. I have a female friend who lets me smell her hair all the time. She’s proud of the shampoo she uses, and is flattered that I enjoy the scent so much.

I live in fear of my shampoo being discontinued. I don’t shave my legs, I don’t wear makeup, and I pay very little attention to what I wear. This is all perfectly fine with my boyfriend. But for some reason he attaches great importance to my hair smelling like lavender.

Maybe because there is a lot of it?

You know, did you have to give me that mental image? (Of you masturbating in a woman’s hair.) Did you really have to do that? :eek:

With that said, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with liking nice smells. Just don’t get really creepy about it. And you already know the masturbating thing is out—that’s good to know. :wink:

(No, I know you’ll never get really creepy about it. Liking nice smells is not abnormal.)

“No Mom, I don’t have dandruff . . . .”

My ex constantly told me he loved how my hair smelled. I enjoyed that.

I’ve since changed shampoos, but if you want to have a sniff, here! :offers her hair:

I almost said “offers head” but even without coffee I realized that would be a BAD IDEA. :smiley:

Aw crap…without coffee I screw up my coding in a rather Freudian way!

Go sniff a strripper’s hair!
They smell like Candy!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=207647

If you have hair, you can ask what shampoo it is and start using it yourself. Then you can just breathe deeply any time and smell that good stuff.

If you don’t, use the shampoo as a body wash! heh

HAAhahahahaha.

No.

I have a book about amusing and improbable patent applications (I think it is called Patent Nonsense) - some guy tried to patent a tonic made from women’s hair as an appetite stimulant, based mostly on the reasoning that women’s hair usually smells nice.

I went on a few dates about a year and a half ago with a woman whose hair smelled fabulous. The dates didn’t really go much of anywhere (mostly due to me having a bunch of old bullshit I hadn’t yet sorted out), but lately I’ve seen her again, and damn, she still smells delicious.

Nothing really germane to add, but I wanted to tell that story. Man, she smells good.

I hope you are talking about the hair on a woman’s head!

That smells nice, too.

LMAO! God, men have no clue. I say we tie up our men and shave down them hairy legs! Make 'em see what we have to go through everyday!! BAH! Then, then they might understand… maybe. Why did God give women hairy legs? I hate you…

I’m a girl, and I sometimes find myself sniffing random guys as they walk by. Thats kinda the same.

I have a terrible hair fetish, and I have been known to lean out into the aisle to savor the air as a beautiful longhaired woman walks by.

I have even done stuff like bring my nose perilously close to a woman’s hair if, for instance, she is sitting in front of me on the bus.

Terrible, I know. I am ashamed but I can’t stop. I wonder if there is Hair-Sniffers Anonymous.

essvee: Just don’t take that perilous step towards masturbating in their hair, and I think you can be forgiven.

Yeah, from my experience women don’t like you to come in their hair. It is a pain to clean. Just, “aim it at her tits.”

Old joke from the '70s:

What did the dwarf say to the supermodel?

“Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific![sup]TM[/sup]”