There is, I believe, a chemical in automotive hand cleaners (Go-Jo, Goop, et.al) which induces an immediate need to urinate upon contact. The effect is magnified in direct proportion to the coldness of the air in the garage, the abundance of grime on the hands, and one’s tendency to “turtle”.
1: bring that up wit the tester, you are not the only one.
2: If needed think of pissing on him or the person who is insisting on it, you got to do what you got to do. This is the karmic effect of what they are inflicting on you. This is karmic payback on them.
If the OP,hasn’t peed in 12 years he needs to see a doctor.
I do not want to know what you were searching for that caused this 12-year-old thread to pop up in your search results.
I take it robby wasn’t in special ops, cause then being in the military is really hard.
Not this guy, from Wiki US Navy? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/US_Navy_111215-N-FI736-186_Engineman_2nd_Class_Nick_Gall_discharges_a_potable_water_hose_in_preparation_to_connect_Arleigh_Burke-class_guided-missi.jpg
i imagine pissing in Scalia’s face. Never fails.
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**TSBG, ** you’ve been around long enough to know that political jabs are not permitted in GQ. This is an official warning. Do not do this again.
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I think every professional athlete - from Olympic champions to soccer players - would like to know the answer to this: imagine the frustration of winning a Gold medal and then spending hours in doping control.
Do zombies pee?
I once read doing something mathematical in your mind will work. Something about the part of the brain keeping you from peeing is also distracted by math. I now do that myself, and it has never failed me. Always multiply my 3s – 3x3=9, 9x3=27, 27x3=81, and by that time it’s usually flowing, but occasionally I need to get up to 81x3=243 but have never had to go beyond that. Try it.