I peed in my pants.

Title says it all really.

A few hours ago, I drank a lot of diet Mountain Dew when typically I only drink water. Perhaps that had something to do with it. I do not know.

I made it to the bathroom, but at that point, I couldn’t hold it in any longer.

I’m only 19 so I never expected something like this would happen to me. I ended up throwing away my underwear and tying a jacket around my waist to get up to my dorm room.

Has this happened to anyone else before? I searched it on Google and apparently it happens sometimes to adults, but most of the stories tend to be from people who were drunk/much older than me. I’m terrified this is going to happen in a class or something now.

I could go to the student health center at my college but they don’t accept Medicaid. The visit is free but testing costs money. Should I still go? Is there anything they can tell me without doing tests?

Anyway. Yes. I am shocked.

Piss Happens.

Go to the health center. Even if they don’t do any tests, you can get a doctor’s opinion on what you might or might not have to worry about. That should set your mind at ease.

I’d say it’s just a 19yo case of a widdle kid who thought he could hold it a little longer. Seriously. I recall clamping down on a real gut-buster just to get a few more minutes watching a movie, playing a game, just not wasting time getting up to take a piss… and more than once I barely made it.

Huge amount of caffeine may not have helped at either end, either (urge or lack of judgment about it).

Put it in the category of “Worry about it if it happens again.” Y’know - fear is the first time you discover you can’t do it the second time. Panic is the second time you discover you can’t do it the first time. :smiley:

often your sphincter clampage may weaken upon getting close to peedom. you get in the john and it’s like your hands in the air before the finish line, great anticipation and then you trip.

you can launder clothes.

either don’t tank up so much or do some testing in a safe situation.

know thy bladder.

Relevant link: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=166577

Once I had to pee really, really, really bad. When I got to where I could finally relieve myself, as I struggled to get my zipper down and get my penis out, my sphincter let loose. I wish I would have just pissed myself. Instead I clamped off the end of my dick and the pressure tore my urethra.

Trust me, you don’t want to do that!

Mundane Pee Stories I Must Share? :stuck_out_tongue:

so your solution to the private embarrassment is to broadcast it on a message board.

yeah - ok - i guess it depends on you.

Hee hee hee

Why are you on Medicaid? I’m confused as to what that has to do with your student health center, but even so, i don’t understand why you are on Medicaid.

As to this, no… Don’t worry about it. Unless it becomes a habit, my guess is it was just one of those things. But if you are worried, sit next to the door in each of your classes, and if you feel a rush of urine coming on, you won’t have to be climbing over people on your way out.

Leave your books and coat. You’ll be back.

You said you normally drink water – Mountain Dew has a lot of caffeine, and caffeine is a diuretic, I believe.

There’s no need to take the piss.

Urine such trouble for saying that.

Damn you ITD, that’s what I came in to post. One of the top five funniest threads ever.

Must be European to get that joke.

You gotta look out for #1.

[Bugs Bunny]I’m a stinker, ain’t I?[/BB]

I was surprised no one had posted that already!

nm- double post

Just couldn’t hold back, could you?