Surely this is a sign of the apocalypse?

Mattel announces it’s launching a line of Barbie clothes. For adult women.

Words fail me.

Don’t they know that Barbie is a slut? I mean, seriously. Who would want to be associated with a brainless lump of big breasted, tiny waisted, blonde bimbo juice like Barbie.

Oh, wait…

Maybe inspired by this news story?

The end is nigh!