That was no tornado, that was a God-sized Sharpie.
We’ll find out when hurricane season rolls around.
But what if it’s a tornado created by the Democrats/Soros using their weather control machines and targeted at red states? Martyrs to God’s MAGA cause!!!
Now I want to post a “map” of tornado paths, which is actually just Trump’s signature superimposed over the midwest. See how long it takes them to notice.
Even the Devil can quote scripture control weather for his own purposes.
I have it on good authority that tornadoes are caused by roundabouts. But I suppose the roundabouts could be a nefarious scheme of Dems/Soros…
It’s God’s punishment for their not being true Christians (CINOs).
Dig deeper, and I think it’s a matter of flattery. Republican politicos shout out how awesome the free market and business is: this fires up conservatives, lights up their synapses. Similarly, fury at Elizabeth Warren and further back Franklin Delano Roosevelt was way disproportionate to their policy positions.
Superficial arguments by the Wall Street Journal’s editorial page also help, eg “Trump isn’t smart enough to be a dictator.” No guys: that’s not how things work, and that’s not how democracies always die. But the WSJ doesn’t care about getting their story right: their business is giving their readers a charge, not informing them.
Reform skeptics used to have a viable spot among the conservative coalition, but honestly those days are past. The center-left is full of wonky thinkers who do care about getting the i’s dotted and the t’s crossed and the Democratic Party would be center-right in any other OECD country.
That is the cleanest, tightest summation of the country club “Anyone (R)” voter I have ever read. I’ve written about that idea before, but in a dozen tiresome paragraphs. Bravo Good Sir!!
QFT. And I might quote it again. In fact I will: 
It’s enough to make one sympathetic with Lenin.
Wealthy peasant, small businessman - six of one a half dozen of the other.
Perhaps we need an update to the old parable.
Minister: God, why didn’t you rescue me when I called to you
God: I sent you a halfway decent candidate and a vote, what more did you want?
I had no idea that was a ‘parable’. I’ve always just told it as a joke.
I was hearing that the leopards ate Meghan McCain’s face. She was enthusiatic and optimistic for this guy and cried happy tears at the sotu, but then he cut funding for brain cancer research (which is what took her dad) and now she is SAD.
Cite:
Of course it was deleted. She problem regrets posting it to begin with.
Leopard Eating Faces Party people seem to only feel the pang of facial bite marks when they are bitten directly. Starving kids, elders freezing for lack of heating oil, whatever…but bite my own face, and oh the regret.
I hate them, and hope they get bitten a lot.
Well, yes, that’s kind of the point. They voted for other people’s faces to be eaten, not theirs! Their face getting eaten is the worst injustice in the history of face-eating. According to them, anyways.
The real quagmire is when their own family or spouse gets their face bitten.
It’s close enough for it not to be fun any more, but still not quite close enough to regret the vote.
This is a bit harsh, but I have long defined a Republican as “Somebody to whom (or to whose loved one(s)) it hasn’t happened yet.”
There was no Face-Eating Leopard Party back in the day