The easiest way to sort them out is to put out cardboard boxes.
A cat is a cat no matter what size.
A pet cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your home. If it was tiger size you’d be lunch.
Well, you know what they say: Raise a tiger size cat, you feed it for a day. Raise a tiny tiger size cat, and you feed it… for a lifetime. For a lifetime.
Oh, you’d be feeding that tiger-sized cat for a lifetime too.
At least it’s actually there so we don’t have to call it Schrodinger’s Tiger.
Will never figure out typing in the umlaut
Schrödinger’s ümläüt.
I n̈ever know the code, I just go find one on the in̈ternet and copy/päste.
On a Mac, Option+e, then the letter.
Put out a box, and in it, it lies.
Sorry. I have no filter.
But not for it’s lifetime.
ö = ALT + 0246
Merci, amis!
Î üsûålly pøst fróm my phôñē, whïçh mâkés dìäçrītìçæls mûçh êāsïēr.
On a windows PC or tablet you can switch on the English international keyboard and thën öffërriñg ümlâüts, tilde’d ñs, etc. is easy.
As is switching back to normal.
Show-off! 
Or search the start menu for “character map.” Gives you a whole slew of choices, with the Unicode and alt+ for each.
Or just realize that the vast majority of people reading in English have no idea how it changes the pronunciation, so just say fuck it and leave it out.
If I fits I sits.
Seriously? You do that on the Dope?
Autocorrect, I assure you.
I’m actually serious: iOS will obsessively autocorrect its to it’s and sometimes I miss it.
Yeah, that’s the ticket! That’s what happened! 