I find it interesting and just a bit suspicious that someone named “Maus” is trying to deflect the conversation away from eating small rodents and towards eating rodent hunters.
Hmmm.
My dobie would certainly relish your attempt!
Now look, I have never advocated barbecuing rat terroirs, no matter how wonderful they taste with a bit of down east sauce.
Obviously, I am not seriously supporting eating dogs (or cats for that matter) - unless you really, reallly want to.
Balok (Star Trek): This is HOTDOG. I hope you relish it, as much as I.
Huh. I’ve never had non-seafood with tartar sauce (except for fries).
Well, there’s chili, but that really goes better with Chihuahua.
And hot dogs were originally called red hot dachshund dogs…later shortened to just hot dogs.
This is one of those times where I knew what I was talking about. Down east sauce would refer to Eastern North Carolina vinegar based barbecue sauce (as Og intended).
I googled it, and all of the returns said it was tartar sauce.
Ah, SDMB. The Springfield, Ohio of the internet.
I used to work with a guy who grew up in Eastern North Carolina. He swore that this sauce was the best ever.
He also taught me that there were three distinct geographical parts of North Carolina.
/endhijack
If only… 
Don’t even bother grabbing at the steering wheel to try to get the thread back in its lane.
I’ll give it a grap, not that I really care all that much about the direction of the thread
That really is a “Have the kind of day you voted for” thing. Sucks for some people.
That’d be a great bumper sticker if it could be reworded into a few less words. Sadly I’m not the guy for that task.
Have the day you voted for!
One of these, maybe?
US Rep Dan Newhouse complaining about the leopards eating his face. Boo-fucking-hoo Dan.
Oh, it’s OK. Newhouse has “expressed his concerns” So that’s all he can do. < s>