Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party

But but but eggs were $1.50 a dozen in 2017! Surely getting whoever was president then back in, will magically get the prices back, and erase the effect of worldwide inflation and an ongoing epidemic?

Eh… you’d be surprised at how easy it is for a government to say “Can you prove you’re a citizen of our country?” and then wash their hands of it (or of you) when you can’t. See, for example, the United States of America.

The surcharge exceeds the entire price per egg, let alone the increase in cost. Does anyone think Waffle House pays $6.00/doz for eggs?

In other news, right leaning California farmers are going to be missing some water come summertime.
2.2 billion gallons of water flowed out of California reservoirs because of Trump’s order to open dams | CNN

I dunno - where I live now the cheapest eggs, when you can find them, are $6/dozen. Prices on most of 'em range from $7-10/dozen depending on size and a few other details.

One would hope that a restaurant chain specializing in breakfast would be able to get them at wholesale, but in addition to higher prices they might also be having trouble sourcing enough eggs. The surcharge is a way to continue to offer them while reducing some of the demand?

Just spit-ballin’

On FB, there was a post regarding this issue. I contributed the following:

Once they get rid of all the dumb regulations that say sick birds can’t be allowed to live and produce eggs for human consumption, the egg supply should bounce right back and eggs will be cheap again.

(That was sarcasm).

#Poe’s_Law

Careful, you’ll give them ideas.

Same as Waffle House

See, this is why I also bought a rooster when I went out to buy my MAGA Hat and meme coins the other day. Yes, siree! I’ll soon have all the eggs I can eat! The guy that sold me this chicken said it could lay up to 10 eggs a day!

All I can imagine is that many of these were people who for some reason believed Trump would do what he did not in his first term, and achieve regime change for Venezuela. Plus another group of people buying into the whole bullshit that only he can prevent “socialism” from coming here so we have to vote for him.

He’s not going to do any differently than last time around to try and directly and forcibly overthrow Maduro(*), and sure, socialism won’t come here, but he’s going to send you back to it.

(* Hell, Maduro openly called for intervening in a US Territory and the top Reps barely lifted an eyebrow)

According to the link I posted above, the commodity price for eggs is now up to $7.09/dozen

Now, that’s today, so that price still has to work through the system.

Thanks, Biden.

So what is happening to all the Temu and Shein packages from China?

From what I heard, containers aren’t able to be unloaded until the tariff is paid. I assume they already have a working system to administer this process, as I can’t imagine this administration being able to implement something like this without causing immediate havoc.

Next for the leopards: Arab-Americans, and voters who sympathize with the Palestinians, and who voted for Trump because they didn’t like Biden and Harris’s support of Israel:

Cuban MAGA activist Héctor Luis Valdés Cocho detained by ICE in Florida. If Cuba refuses him, he may be headed to Guantanamo.

If only for wearing socks with sandals in fucking Florida!

And when egg prices go down, the surcharge will stay. Like bag fees on airlines and only two tortillas per order at El Pollo Loco when fuel costs shot up.

As I pointed out in another thread, the taco truck near my house still has the “temporary” surcharge for carne asada that they imposed in 2020 when covid caused a beef shortage for like two weeks.

And a pony. Don’t forget the pony.

Yep, all he is thinking about is the Palestinians. What a humanitarian.