Surreal Explains It All For You

Girls poop??
Eeewww… No they don’t.

{plugs ears and runs}

I don’t know about other girls, but I excrete only rosepetals.

Let us not forget “In a land…” and “In a town…”

or “Once in a generation …”

Why do people drive white cars?
Why do people vote?
Why are people overweight?
Why…why… why …

I can’t stand it anymore.

Disguising his rants as stupid questions, and then telling others who don’t do it like Surreal does it, that they are not too smart, has made me wonder how many times did his mom drop him on his head when he was a baby?
I have a question.

Why hasn’t Surreal shown up in this thread?

doesn’t want to hang out with the fat, ugly, caveman rapists with lawnmowers?

…that drive white cars on their way to vote.

…with their organ donor cards in their wallets, where the paramedics can find it…

Oh my gosh. I almost forgot that Surreal was the one who feared organ harvesting at the side of the road.

I tend to forgive - but I rarely forget!

Surreal is so forgettable.


Fuck You! How’s that for a sig?

As a fat, ugly caveman who writes checks and uses a credit card, I am highly offended.

:strides away purposefully:

…one man must (or) will (or) faces…

Ooh, and “There comes a time…”