Excuse me Surreal? I need to fight your ignorance personally.

Based on THIS thread, I feel I need to suggest some other threads that you need not start.
What’s the deal with Hispanics?
It seems like the only time they are not going to Catholic Mass is when they’re smoking marijuana.
What’s the deal with Muslims?
I noticed that the only time that they are not planting bombs is when they are in the Mosque or stoned out on hashish.
What’s the deal with the Chinese?
I was thinking that, because they smoke opium, is why they are so scheming and inscrutable.

Holy Shit! You’ve been on this board for six fucking years and you’re still that goddamn ignorant? You’re fucking ignorance must be armor plated!

What’s the deal with old black Comedians?

The only time they’re not trying to sell me pudding or jello is when they’re making sitcoms.

You haven’t read that many of Surreal’s threads, have you? I wouldn’t be surprised if he had started those threads at one point.

I take it you are unfamiliar with Surreal’s usual style of posting. The linked thread was fairly tame as such things go.

ETA: Jinx with Captain Amazing, I guess I owe you a Coke!

1144 posts. The fact that his join date is seven years ago doesn’t mean he’s been ‘on the board’ for seven years. He may have been mostly off the board for most of that time. Not gaining noranse*

[sub]*Made up word. Opposite of ignorance[/sub]
edit: Since April 2007 ( almost two years ago) he’s made sixteen posts.
I’m not defendalizing him per-se. I’m defendaliziating the boards’ ability to add noranse to people.

Surreal is what happens when anal sex goes horribly, horribly wrong.

The ignorance levels are almost surreal.

But it *must *be true, he read it in Parade!

I say we get a couple of the boys together and tar and feather him! Go get Pappy–he’s up at the still making time with the Widow Carlson. I’ll go get my squirrel gun…

<spits tobacco and adjusts flour sack skirt>
Boy howdy, there’s gonna be some fun in this old holler tew-nite!

If’n you really want to have some fun, throw him in the hog lot and pick up a baby pig - piglet for all you Winnie fans - and make it squeal. Now that’s some fun there.

Jeez just cut to the the chase Surreal.

Your next thread should be:

What’s the deal with anybody who doesn’t look, smell, act or think like I do?

Clearly, they all abuse drugs.

I suggest you do a search for topics started by Surreal. This one’s nothing.

I gotta say, these are my favorites. :smiley:

Please cite some specific examples.

I’ve probably started somewhere around 1,000 threads here over the years, but I certainly don’t recall initiating any threads that resembled the OP’s (fairly lame) strawman.

You’re right. None of the OP’s suggested threads even alluded to genitalia or unusual sexual practices.

Please explain the dick cheese sticking to the inside of my windshield

it IS Surreal!!!

I’m not Captain Amazing, but here are some of your more “interesting” discussions:

Do Biracial People Have More Mental Problems?

Why Don’t Asian People Drive Trucks?

Do OB/GYNs Tape Posters Of Naked Men On The Ceiling To Help ‘Relax’ Their Patients?

Do Some Women Have Teeth Inside Of Their Vaginas?

Why Are Racially-Mixed People More Attractive Than ‘Purebreds’?

In Japan, Is It Customary To Smile When Witnessing Something Gruesome?

How Is A ‘Wet Willy’ So Different From Rape?

Do People Who Spank Their Kids Become Aroused By Doing So?

Do Black People Think That White People ‘Smell’?

What Is ‘Ethnic’ Porn Like In Asia?

Why Do Asian People’s Eyes Look That Way?

Why Are Asians More Adventurous In Their Culinary Habits?

Do Koreans Torture Dogs To Make The Meat Tender?

How Much Caucasian Blood Is Needed To Make A Blue-Eyed Asian?

Do Some African Men Have Penises So Long That They Tie Them In Knots To Walk?

Do Thai Women Frequently Chop Off Their Unfaithful Husbands’ Penises?

Do Japanese Mothers Masturbate Their Sons To Put Them To Sleep?
:rolleyes:

Well, there you go. Look, man, you ask weird questions, a lot of which involve stereotyping groups of people. I’m fine with that, because I think your threads tend to be funny as hell, but people more sensitive than I might object.

LOL @ that entire thread list. “How is a wet willy different from rape?” That’s fantastic.

As for the Scots-Irish thread, I found the discussion interesting and the little research I did taught me something new, so I’m glad he decided to start that thread.