Do Thai Women Frequently Chop Off Their Unfaithful Husbands' Penises?

Factual Questions
1

Is it true that in Thailand it is not uncommon for a woman, upon learning that her husband has been unfaithful, to chop off his penis and then proceed to feed it to the ducks? How are these women able to overpower their husbands to perform this task??

I remember hearing about this practice on the Jenny Jones show- which I have found to be a fairly reliable source of information- but I thought I would try to confirm it here.

Thanks.

2

I’d imagine that it can only be done once.

3

It’s certainly talked about in Thailand as happening frequently. I believe the preferred method is to wait until their husband/boyfriend drinks himself unconcious, rather than subdue him.

Here’s a quote that seems quite legit:

So, not that common, but a lot more frequent than gets press here in the USA. Here’s a link for the morbidly curious. Note that there are some graphic diagrams and photos included. Blecch!

4

Are ducks known for their above average ability to destroy a penis?

5

:Notes to self:

  1. Keep pants on.

  2. In the event that #1 is not possible, send bouquet of roses to DuckDuckGoose.

:eek:
Cartooniverse, who profoundly regrets clicking that link…

6

Be advised that Shibby’s link is a PDF file.