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Next time I lose something down the drain, I want those same utility workers on the job.
“tampering with evidence”
heh.
Sounds like he was thinking with his penis, rather than thinking for his penis.
The heroic utility workers.
On a Sunday, to boot!
I think I’d pass on a bondage session with a distraught lover.
After watching the movie Shade, I don’t think I’ll ever allow a woman to tie me up… :eek:
I keep reading this title as “Man gets hobbit-sized”. I guess it might be almost the same thing.
I’ll lay a little spare change that the court gives her a stern look and a pound out of the till. /cynical
Ha! Wait til he gets the bill. I can’t imagine “emergency genitalia retrieval - holiday or weekend” comes cheap.
And scorned ladies, let’s review the score: 2 severed penii, 2 successful reattachments.
When will we learn to use the garbage disposal?
Round about the same time as we learn to laugh at scorned male lovers who mutilate women, I’m guessing.
How long was it between the organ being severed and its retrieval/reattachment? Seems utterly incredible that this was possible.
Well, this did happen in Alaska - I would imagine the cold would help preserve the penis, though maybe with some shrinkage. 
In Thailand they allegedly “feed it to the ducks”. It’s supposedly common enough there that they have doctors who specialize in the reattachment.
I remember this…Bobbit became a minor celebrity on the talk-show circuit…did he amke any money out of his gelding experience?
Did lorraine (the gelder) ever serve time in jail?
Apparently* he featured in a number of porno movies.
*Yes, ‘apparently’ - I really haven’t seen any of them.
I’m ashamed to admit that I laughed my ass off last night when I saw this on the local news. The anchor and the reporter managed to do the entire story without so much as a hint of a smile. All I could think about was the duty plumber getting the call late at night: “Yeah, this is Bill. Say what? Who the fuck is this, man, that shit ain’t funny…You want me to retrieve a WHAT?!”
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In Thailand they allegedly “feed it to the ducks”. It’s supposedly common enough So you’re saying the quack indeed do ducks?
What the … let’s try that again.
So you’re saying the quack indeed do ducks?