A Birmingham Alabama woman got pissed at her boyfirend so she “cut off nearly all of his buttocks” with a utility knife.
:eek:
What a dis-ass-ter!
He’ll be the butt of so many jokes!
He’ll never put this behind him!
Somebody stop me…
The guy’s last name is Outlaw. Heh.
Talk about “tearing someone a new one”. :eek:
Cheeky little wench, wasn’t she?
So who would you rather run into: Kimberly King or Lorena Bobbit? And does this question belong in GD, IMHO, or the Pit?
“nearly all of his buttocks”???
How many did this guy have?
My god. Can you imagine how dangerous it would be to be dating both King and Bobbit at the same time? :eek:
Why A Duck, did she expect him to take that sitting down?
Looking at it in a cold, dispassionate light, I’d rather encounter Lorena. How the heck do you reattach a buttock?
Did they find the pieces?
Quick someone, we need two hands and a bloodhound.
Looks like his life has hit bottom!
Looks like his life has hit bottom!
Anyone for a Butt steak?
Hehe this is like some bad Austin Powers thread. lol
Maybe someone could send him a nice rump roast.
A couple of hams and some duct tape…
[Monty Python voice]
How do you know it was King?
Because she’s got shit on her.
[/Monty Python voice]
Am I the only one thinking of Candide here?
I bet he’ll elicit some snickers the next time he exclaims “Kiss my ass!”
Now there’s a guy who can’t find his ass with both hands.
Hope he has the ass ets for recontructive surjury.
Maybe she was just trying to help him get his head out…