Well, if anyone calls him an ass whole, he can beg to differ.
My god, what a horriffic thing to do to someone.:eek:
I would ass ume that this is an embar ass ing situation to find one’s self in!
Guess he won’t be butt-ing into her affairs any more!
…no more mooning cars for him…
You all should be ass-hamed of yourselves.
Gluteus Minumus?
No more repairing refrigerators for him.
Boy, where would you keep your pen after that?
He’ll never wake up at the crack of dawn again.
What a heiny-ous crime.
But I have to wonder how much she took off. It said he drove himself to the nearest house. How do you drive without an ass?
Well, there goes any chance of him being a good plumber now…
<< Moon river… >>
No, but you DID beat me to it. Only cause I’ve been in a @## meeting and they actually expected me to do work today…
Yeah, this violence against men is hilarious. :rolleyes:
Ok, ok, I’ll lighten up …
… it’s hilari-ass!
I’ll agree with BlackKnight, at risk of throwing this thread to the pit, and ask what the reaction would have been if some guy had performed a home mastectomy on his girlfriend with a boxknife?
I don’t think we’d be asking if they had to use their highbeams to find the pieces.
I think the real reason that people are joking about this (horrible as the attack was) is that buttocks aren’t exactly something that spring to mind as being amputation candidates. Penis, testicles, breasts, fingers, nose, various limbs, sure. But buttocks? Plus the wording of the headline was just odd.
Of course if it had been a boxknife, you wouldn’t call it a mastectomy.
Where do you keep yours now?
And remind me not to ask to borrow it.
Come on… is just-ass being served here?
At last! A new punch line to the old joke, “You want to lose twenty pounds of ugly fat?”
I guess the surgeon will be serving his ass to him on a platter.
Won’t this make for some interesting stitches? His butt is gonna look like drunken crop circles.
I think it’s not an uncommon reaction for people to make jokes after a shocking or uncomfortable event, it’s kind of a defensive mechanism. At least I know it is for me and my family. For some reason when it’s hard for your mind to wrap around something awful the humor just kicks in automatically. I don’t see that any of the jokes were malicious or disparaging in any way.
Just my opinion of course. (Can I say that in this forum?) 
He’s probably going to have to pay out of his ass for reconstructive surgery.
How do you cut off someone’s butt? That doesn’t sound like an easy thing to do!