No kidding!
They’d get you coming and going.
So he could be excused for not being able to tell his ass from a hole in the ground for a while.
“It’s my ass!”
“It’s a hole in the ground!”
“No, it’s my ass in a hole in the ground!”
Seri-ass-ly, this isn’t very funny.
Since the buttocks are largely muscle tissue, I’d assume you’d cut them off in a manner similar to carving a ham.
And yes, you can drive a car in a semi-reclining positon…er, don’t ask. :o
Anyone else whistling “Three blind mice”?
You know, I’m surprised this hasn’t reached ass-tronimical proportions yet… butt I guess he doesn’t want too many peopel assking questions. He’ll lay low for a while, I’m sure.
Yeah that’s pretty funny. Any jokes about women getting their breasts cut off?
Here’s one to get you started!
Go crazy!
Yikes… I admit, I giggled at all the ass jokes above (particularly Clever Hans’s response to lieu), but after reading the story it’s far less amusing. She was trying to butcher the man, my god…
Not that I’m trying to get judgmental on anybody… I laughed as hard as anybody, but now I wish I hadn’t.
Rural part of Birmingham, eh? I hope he didn’t live on a farm because he’s sure not going to be smelling that dairy air anytime soon.
Hey now, what southern mama hasn’t said something along the lines of “get in here before I cut your ass!”
And I agree, it’s not very nice to make fun, but she cut his ass off. I mean, if it had been his bits-n-pieces, it would have been scary/shocking. This is just funny/shocking.
Besides, now he can be a professional skateboarder. Everyone knows they all have no asses. (AKA Skater-butt)
I hope the doctors were able to rectify the situation.
She sounds like a h-anus bitch.
LC