The setting: Around a candlelit dinner table in Africa while on a safari.
The Cast of Characters: Me, My grandmother, fellow travelers.
The conversation:
Traveler 1 (to me): Where did you go to college? I’m trying to read your shirt.
Me :??? <looks at shirt, realizes that what sounds like a nonsequitor was caused by a bad guess about what the large word on my sweatshirt was likely to mean. And in fairness, it wasn’t an unlikely guess, just a wrong one>
(Outloud): Huh? I went to college at <name of school> but my shirt says Cherokee.
Grandmother: It doesn’t mean anything. Not that theirs anything wrong with being Cherokee.
Me: Actually, I am part Cherokee.
(Note: I bought the shirt because it was a nice thick sweatshirt which was 75% off. Not because of what it said. And in normal conversation, I probably wouldn’t have brought up my slight Cherokee heritage–unless the conversation turned to genealogy.)
<here’s the surreal part>
Grandmother: What? Where did that come from? It certainly didn’t come from me or your grandfather–who was German.
<Where do you think it came from? If it didn’t come from you, it must have come from the other side of the family, duh>
Me: It came from my mother’s side. My grandmother’s grandmother was Cherokee.
Grandmother: Well, I never heard that before.
<Incidently, this is possible. It isn’t that it’s a secret, it’s more a case that we just don’t have enough Cherokee heritage to make it a big deal, and I’m not even sure we have any proof. And discussions of genealogy with my grandmother involved are more likely to focus on her interesting ancestors. And her memory was getting flakey (and has gotten worse since) so even if she’d heard she might have forgotten. Still, I was startled and amused that she was so confused about where I could have gotten Cherokee blood.>
More minorly, but more in keeping with the OP, my grandmother has regretted deciding to give my brother her car. She’s not sure what she’d do with it if she still had it–and it wasn’t running when it was taken away, fixed up, and driven to my brother’s house–but she wishes she still had it.
And for a while she was under the impression that only Maryland didn’t think she could drive safely. She happened to be living in Maryland, and had lost her driver’s license through a combination of a incorrect diagnosis of Alzheimers and an inability to remember President Reagan (Name the last three presidents in chronological order). This is the flip recounting, but the reality is that at the time she lost her license, she should not have been driving. At the time her car was taken away, it had ceased to be functional through a significant dose of benign neglect, and the fact that she didn’t know where her car keys were.