As he was reciting his ‘it could be’ list I was thinking ‘OK, you’re a cosmetic surgeon. You have had the training and education to diagnose illnesses. But it’s not your area of practice.’ I thought he’d say that Colton was dehydrated and just needed to drink. When he didn’t say that unequivocally and left the possibility of appendicitis out there, I wondered if he didn’t want to make a definite diagnosis and turn out to be wrong on TV. (At least I don’t remember him saying, ‘The kid’s got appendicitis. Definitely. He needs to be taken out.’) I had a ‘Well, whaddya know?’ moment when he turned out to be right.
I don’t know if I’d want Tarzan to be my cosmetic surgeon. The aphasia doesn’t help, but he also doesn’t seem to communicate well. He likes making references to show how well-educated he is, but when he used ‘The game is afoot’ at TC he sounded a bit like he had some stock phrases that he liked to throw out, which made him look a little shallow intellectually. And his beard and demeanor makes him look like a homeless guy. Physically, he seems to be struggling with his knees. I can totally relate.
I’m glad Colton is out. What a spoiled bitch! Still, It would have been delicious if he’d ben blind-sided. The SO is glad the HII is out of the game. But that wasn’t strategy. It’s Colton saying, ‘It’s miiiiiine! I waaaant it!’ (Or ‘I’m a Republican. I don’t believe in hand-outs. So I’m keeping this hand-out even though it’s not going to do any good.’)
Poor Kat. She’s cute, she’s sweet, and she’s terrified of catching a disease she’s never heard of. I had a ‘How can you be so dumb?’ reaction on her first response, but then I was like, ‘Oh, you poor frightened thing!’ But she’ll get over it when someone explains it to her. (Unless someone is really evil and tells her appendicitis comes from eating too many coconuts or something.)
Christina had nothing to lose by spelling out Alicia’s plan to the guys, even in front of Alicia. Except for one thing: If she had done it to Alicia’s face she would have been shouted down before she could get it out. Oh, and the guys would have been intimidated. Alicia had no call to be so mean (before that). When Colton was taken out, it was clear that she’d have to sleep in the bed she’d made. But the merge saved her. She’s going back to her alliance, of which Christina isn’t a part. I think she’ll stay a few more episodes. Christina may need to hope that Tarzan’s antisocial behaviour makes him a better target than she.
Leif was impressive scrambling up the boxes in the RC. Dude be fit! After that team lost the challenge I said, ‘Colton is going to blame the loss on Christina.’ And he did – as if he’d done any better.
One thing that never ceases to amaze me about Survivor is how people are afraid to take on someone with the HII. Colton was an arrogant jerk that believed the HII made him invulnerable. But the idol is only good if you play it. They could have taken him out any time. Unless of course the other players are terrified of the HII – in which case it does make someone invulnerable. In this case, they’d already decided to oust Christina. Voting for Colton would have been perfect. If he played the idol, they’d lose the person they were going to vote out anyway. If the arrogant bastard didn’t feel threatened, he’d be gone and Alicia would be alone. The guys and Christina could vote her out next, and then the Guy’s Alliance could get rid of Christina.