Suspected terrorists might be *lying* to US!

In startling news, suspected terrorist Abu Zubaydah may not be telling the truth.

And in other shocking news, a diet of donuts and Whoppers is considered bad by most dietary experts.

I also heard, but I can’t confirm it, that the Pope may be Catholic.
Could it be?

Is there a chance he’s lying?

Does the Pope crap in the woods?


When debriefing a subject, one must take all intelligence as disinformation, and inform the intelligent subject that whatever information as counterintelligence acts he provides subject himself to more intensive debriefings, which is not an intelligent thing to do.
In other news, Who’s on First?