Suze Orangeman

So, is Suze Orman permanently orange, or does no-one have the courage to tell her to lay off the fake tan, or whatever it is she’d doing? Or maybe she’s a fan of George Hamilton?

Hmmm, can I afford to go to the Bahamas for a nice tan? DENIED! Spray-on it is, plus a bag of carrots every day.

By the way, if you’re going to do a google image search for Suze, make sure to include the last name or at least turn safe search filter on :eek:

Although she looks more red than orange, here’s a good one of her that shows what I’m talking about - Suze

She’s actually the spearhead for an invasion fleet from Omicron Delta 7. It turns out that they don’t want our brains, women, or natural resources; they just want our money.

Stranger

At her age, it could be rust.

It should make for an interesting pit thread when all the over 50 dopers tear you a new one. :smiley:

She’s out here in Sunny South Africa a lot. Maybe it’s a real tan.

Especially considering the fact that panache likely has two decades on all of the ones that would complain.

I vote for the fact that’s she just scary. That should be enough to collect a whole pile of yes men about everything.

She was bright shiny day-glo tanning-booth orange in her show last night. I think part of it might be because she was wearing a white top and has those bleached teeth. The contrast was just jarring!

panache is over 70? I didn’t know that.

I always find her orange color kind of distracting.

I blogged about her once, and got a screencap.

Yup, she’s pretty orange.

Yama mama! She looks. . . menacing in that picture :eek:

Actually, I speak from experience. I’m 64.

Hey, in five years…nevermind…

Anyway, if Suze is rusting maybe I’ll mail her some CLR