Yes, Papa Zappa has finally been reincarnated. He’d been making noises about subscribing and never did anything about it so I finally took matters into my own hands (er, fingers and Paypal account) and did the deed for him. Always a woman’s work.
So a warm (slimy, squishy) welcome to my newly-named partner-in-crime, Typo Knig. Bring on the gaots and the squck and the whips ‘n’ chains. He’s looking forward to it. Really.
Naturally, the kids will now mostly be known as Dwezil and Moon Uit
Welcme top tjhe broads!
Hope you have a greta time! waves, sngos
Appropriate day for it. (Happy birthday, Frank!)
Wlecome!
Fishbicycle,
Shh! I can’t talk about broads in front of the wife! 
Not unless they also aggree to babysit.
Oy, Vey! Bubbe, you’ve got the wrong vempire! ;j
Thanks, Biffy! And, seriously, Happy Holidays to all - except [thread=347877]Bill O’Reilly[/thread]. Well, even he deserves more than a lump of coal. Say “America - the Book” and “Indecision 2004”
Let’s see … “snog” … isn’t that a Brittishism? Google says
“smooch: snuggle and lie in a position where one person faces the back of the others” (from a page that’s now gone 404).
Umm … Air kiss right back atchya, Kythereia.
About the other stuff in the definition - I’m married. Remember, Mama Zappa introduced us. Um, but thanks!
I’ve enjoyed SDMB for years. It’s fun to de-lurk.
Welcome, Tyop Knig! 
Now look, all of this nonsnese about typose is jsut getting sylli. Let’s get a hlod of oruselves.
Typo Knig, ot’s good to have you join us on the BDSM. 
is it time for the squuck yet??
Hey, Typo, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your creepy cousin Burger …
BDSM … 
Mama Zappa, isn’t that our other board?
Thanks for the welcome!
Squuck - it’s what’s for dinner?
I’m worried about him, too. He confused his psych meds with growth hormone. Now he has to sleep outside of the castle. Also, the woman, the apartment building, AND Peter Jackson are all suing him. Uneasy lies the head …
It could be worse. There’s Santa’s brother Ernie.
- He knows when you’ve been showering!
Nice to meet you, Typo Knig. With that handle, you may want to get familiar with Gaudere’s Law.
Welcome to the board, fellow slaughterer of the written language.
Spell check is our fiend.
Jim
Mamma Zappa, you have introduced a monster!! Tahnks!
Typo Knig, would you care fro a margarita? Slat or no?
Do you care for cts? Be carefdyl, they’re oftern unerfut.
Thyo King, about this keyboard layout…did yo uhave naytingh to do with it?
No dear, when the squuck comes out to play with you, you’re what’s for dinner :eek: (or more accurately, dessert, I imagine).
Tentacles! Why is it always tentacles?!!
:: shudder ::
Awwwww. That’s so sweet! Obvjously the romance has not left this relationshpi!