Date Night at the Zappa Household

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I emailed Papa Zappa a link to one of those “funniest threads of all time” threads (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=173690) and assorted other gutbusters (must be tired, I typed “butgusters” first and didn’t see anything wrong with it…)

I’m in the kitchen on the laptop. He’s in the other room on the desktop computer - laughing so loud I wonder the neighbors haven’t called to complain. I believe he just finished reading the one about the cold wax.

Shared pleasure. Just a few rooms away. Ahem. Hey, it’s cheaper than a hotel room or a babysitter!

A few weeks ago I showed him the infamous cell phone / toilet threads. Brought us both to tears of mirth.

So what joy has the SDMB brought to your household tonight?

(and yes, I think we’re overdue for an updated “funniest threads of all times” as neither the cell phone incident nor the cold-wax incident are on that one). Updates please???

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In the thread on what you finally learned that made you feel stupid, someone wrote that one of their friends thought the lyric in the KISS song went “I want to rock and roll all night, and part of every day…” It’s twenty minutes later and I’m still chuckling about it. My wife laughed, too.

Another brilliant piece of writing that was also funny as hell was the description of carp in the OP of the thread “UK Dopers: Do You Kiss Carp?”