Swindler, armed with electric underpants, tries massive scam.

He tried to swindle the courts by simulating a heart attack using electric underpants.

Where the hell do you get electric underpants? :confused:

From this guy.

Mechanical trousers are not the same as high voltage knickers.

I Googled “electric underpants” because I was sure that Ebay would have a sponsored link. They don’t, but there are several other sponsored links that one could investigate:

Power Panties
Compare Prices at 40,000 Stores.
You want it, we got it!

Electric Underwear
Find Cheapest Prices on Clothing
and Accessories at NexTag.com

The only other time I Googled something for which Ebay was not a sponsored link was for “piece of the true cross”, which has no sponsored links. The entire “true cross”, however, has several sponsored links:

True Cross
Bargain Prices.
Smart Deals.

True Cross Sale
New & used True Cross. aff
Check out the deals now!

Find True Cross
We have what you’re looking for.
True Cross & much more!

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Sounds like something from a pornographic fairy tale: “You didn’t need the power panties. You had the real power between your legs all along.”