http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
The link leads to BBC, but…
Zombies?
I’ve been expecting this. Hang on.
(crash, thump, scrape)
Okay, got the anti-zombie kukri. I’m ready.
The link does not lead to BBC.
That’s actually really cute. I like the effort they put into it. If it were a more serious article (and not an external link), I probably wouldn’t have thought to look closer.
Edited to add my favourite bit:
My mate felt awful after flying back from Spain so he phoned the swine flu helpline.
All he got was crackling.
What?
If you email yourself the article using the link on the page (as opposed to cut’n’pasting the url) you get the original version from which they derived the parody.
If swine flu and avian flu combined we’d have flying pig flu
He just phoned me, he’s now cured
I think I heard about this site before.
Ya know, I think I might just send this to some of my more gullible friends.
[nit-picking] That should be “its heart”, not “it’s heart”. [/nit-picking]
I was sick all last weekend, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t swine flu because I was still craving bacon.
If swine flu combined with a virus carried by arachnids, it’d be spider-pig flu.