You know who you are, don’t you?
You, who’s first move after turning on your right turn signal (if you even do that) is to swing way over to the left into MY freakin’ lane! Listen, asshole, that’s not the USS Nimitz you’re piloting there, and it’s not 1965 either, with narrow streets and square turns and a bunch of Ford Galaxies on the road.
You’re driving a modern vehicle with a turning circle something like a hula-hoop, so just WHY do you feel it is necessary to negotiate every turn as if you are driving a school bus, causing all behind you to lurch out of your way and cause great distress to those of us who actually know how to drive?
And oh, yeah - That wierd thing when an extra lane suddenly grows out of the ground beside you shortly before the intersection? That’s called a turning lane. GET IN IT!