Homepage: www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov
Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide
Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer).
Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally
How about “parking a tiger” or “pavement pizza”
Speaking of which, reminds me of a joke.
A drunk flags down a taxi, and asks the cabbie if he has room for a case of beer and a pizza. When the cabbie says yes, the drunk goes RAPLH all over the back seat…
Knock softly but firmly, 'cause I like soft firm knockers…
After all, what is your hosts’ purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. – P. J. O’Rourke