All of this is why I eat alone.
Similarly, my brother would wolf down food in this fashion when he came home after he finished boot camp. Same reason, sometimes they were only given 5 minutes to eat between whatever drills they were doing, (he was a Marine), and you didn’t waste time. It wasn’t social hour, you were simply fueling your body for the next round.
Thankfully, over the years, the habit has faded away.
You tease!
Fine, I’ll stop teasing you. This time I really will throw the ball. Go get it, boy!
He falls for that every time.
mmmm, gusto.