It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.
You DO understand!
It’s about protection from the sun, thermonuclear activity on the sun’s surface.
They make sun glasses.

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.
You DO understand!
It’s about protection from the sun, thermonuclear activity on the sun’s surface.
They make sun glasses.

Was it a Dodge truck, cuz technically demz is kraut-burners now. You know…streudel wagons.
In the past I might have agreed, but the latest Japanese trucks are getting better and better. That Honda Ridgeline is pretty nice. When you see the lockable trunk in the bed, it kind of makes one wonder why trucks weren’t like that all along.
I don’t know, I’m going to have to disagree on the Honda Ridgeline. I always wondered why Honda didn’t make trucks, but now that they have one, I’d rather they’d just stuck to cars. You really think that this looks nice?
It needs a longer bed. Remember: it isn’t a real truck unless you can lay a 4x8 sheet of plywood flat in the bed. 
However, I’ve always thought that Australian utes look a lot better than US pickup trucks, from whatever maker. US trucks are too lumpy in their styling. I was depressed by the new Toyota. Yes, it shows that they are getting to know the US market, which is extremely smart from their viewpoint (and GM and Ford should be worried), but why couldn’t they have just sent over a version of the HiLux, rather than designing something completely new?
“Shits Rice?” So on top of the bad punctuation, it’s a ‘rice/Asian’ joke? Maybe the driver was going for some kind of Numbskull of the Week award.
And you know the owner is a ‘redneck’ because…?
Clearly, the toothless, chucklin’, corn pone eatin’, leather skinned, beer belly, yay-hoo dumbass redneck is a bigot.
Good point.
“Rice” refers not only to Asian-made vehicles, but probably the low-budget, pimped out ones with the carbon fiber hood, unpainted body kits, coffee-can mufflers, and a bunch of yellow stickers. I think we can all make fun of those. 
Don’t make too much fun of pickups, if it wasn’t for pickups you wouldn’t be sitting in a nice warm house right now with running water and electricity.
You guys have it all wrong. Obviously, the owner of the truck is displaying an insult directed at Condaleeza Rice. He just left out a comma
Eat Honda’s Shit, Rice!
Reminds me of the pick-up truck I was behind that boasted:
“It’s hard to be humble when your the best”
All spelling verbatim.
The ridgeline looks like the b2000 and an El Camino had a love child. Godawful that thing.
If it weren’t for toilets I’d be outside crapping in a hole. That doesn’t mean I’ll avoid potty jokes.
Wait? What?
I swear that sounded better in my head before I typed it out.
That truck is defective! The steering wheel is on the right side.
Sounds like something Chevy Chase would say. Caddyshack?
How about a Honda version of the Chevy SSR?
Eats, shits, and leaves.