Taint no big thing.

Well, actually, it is. At least if you are planning on having kids. Seems the length of a man’s taint is directly related to his fertility.


Something new to add to the eHarmony questionnaire.

So THAT’S why I haven’t been able to conceive?

How will I tell my husband?

I knew that. I learned it from my subscription to “Under Your Balls Quarterly.”


There’s a bi-annual joke in there somewhere, but I don’t have the energy to come up with it.

That is something that never in a million years would have occurred to me to measure

Oh boy. Just when you think the internet can’t surprise you with its extremely personal minutiae…

It’s insane, this guys’ taint!

If I knew anybody well enough to ask them to measure it, I wouldn’t need eHarmony, would I?

And if I were flexible enough to measure it myself, I wouldn’t need eHarmony either.

How do tainted food products fit into this equation? I bet Spam is full of taint, if not made exclusively from it.