The not-so-Purity Test

Take the not-so-purity test

My results:

**Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with

<font size=5 color=“red”>6</font><font size=5> people!</font> (And you’ll first have sex at age 21, in a hotel room.)

The info on your 6 future sex partner(s):
[li]<font color=“red”>6</font> of them will be female[/li][li]<font color=“red”>0</font> of them will be male[/li][li]And you will actually love <font color=“red”>1</font> of them![/li][li]It is very likely that you are an excellent lover. :)**[/li]
So what did all of you get?


…and remember, duct tape fixes all your problems, big and small.

Fun with HTML (tutoral) : The True Sequal

Here’s mine:

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with

9 people!

The info on your 8 future sex partner(s):

  • 0 of them will be female
  • 8 of them will be male
  • And you will actually love 3 of them!
  • Having a boyfriend is more important to you than you’re willing to admit.

“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with
[ahem] people!

The info on your 10 future sex partner(s):

5 of them will be female
5 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
Based on your answers, there’s a good change that someone your know secretly wants you.



Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with

[mumble] people!

Including the [mrfl] you’ve already had sex with, that makes 1 new lover!

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!

Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.


Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 39 people!

Including the 25 you’ve already had sex with,
that makes 14 new lovers!

The info on your 14 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
14 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
You have a hard time deciding between love and lust.


“If we would have new knowledge,
we must get a world of new questions”

22

of the 5 yet to come:

5 female
0 male
2 in love with

“Also you think aobut sex considerably more than you do it”


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Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with mumble people!

The info on your 6 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
6 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
It is very likely that you’re a passionate kisser.
I don’t believe it!
What I didn’t tell it is I’m disgruntled and going to become a virgin again. Or something. [sings]“She’s a virgin again, hold on to yer man…”[/sings]

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with
23 people!

Including the BLANK you’ve already had sex with,
that makes BLANK new lovers!
The info on your BLANK future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
BLANK of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Admit it; you like kinky sex toys.


I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy.

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 9 people! Including the 4 you’ve already had sex with, that makes 5 new lovers!

The info on your 5 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
5 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!

Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship. I wonder if my crackwhorepimp is aware of these statistics :wink:


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 38 people!
Including the 18 you’ve already had sex with, that makes 20 new lovers!

-20 of them will be female

-0 of them will be male

-And you will actually love 3 of them!
As you get older, your tastes will change drastically.


The most rewarding part was when I got my money!
-Dr. Nick Riviera

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with
4 people!

Including the 3 you’ve already had sex with,
that makes 1 new lover!

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!

It is very likely that you’re a passionate kisser.


Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.

http://www.despair.com

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 3 people!

And you’ll first have sex at age 16,
in a hotel room.

You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.

I have 7 months, then.

–John

In your life, you’ll have sex with 13 people!

And you’ll first have sex at age 17, in the backseat of a car. [true]

The info on your 13 future sex partner(s):

12 of them will be female
1 of them will be male [not happening]

And you will actually love 2 of them!

Based on your answers, there’s a good change that someone your know secretly wants you. [6 girls on last count]

Studi


Don’t speak ill of your enemies; plot it.

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 9 people!

Including the 5 you’ve already had sex with, that makes 4 new lovers!

The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):

4 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!

You have an untapped source of sexual energy.

Goody for me. Woo-hoo.


–Da Cap’n
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”

You big wimps.
The Truth About ChrisCTP

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with
25 people!

Including the 24 you’ve already had sex with, that makes 1 new lover!

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Also, many women actually find you attractive.


“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”

Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with
3 people!

The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!

Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.

Three isn’t a bad number. But if I have to go through this breakup shit again, that’s going to really suck. Maybe they’ll go for polygamy.

I had my b/f take the test,
Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 2582 people!

Including the 2500 you’ve already had sex with, that makes 82 new lovers!

The info on your 82 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
82 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
It is ver likely that you are an excellent lover.

Here’s mine
7 People
including the 1 you’ve already had sex with
you’ll have 6 new lovers

6 will be female
0 will be male
and you may actually love 1 of them
You may actually find men are attracted to you

Sad, huh?


Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)

The info on your 3 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
3 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!


Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“[A]gainst stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.” --J.C.F.S. as quoted by H.M.

It seems that in the future I will have sex with 3 men, and love them all. I should also prepare myself for a long and fruitful relationship, but it didn’t say with whom.

It probably won’t be my husband, not after he finds out about the three new guys. :slight_smile: