Well, I get five more flings before I shuffle off this mortal coil, and they’ll all be female. It also seems that having a girlfriend is more important than I admit. Considering that having a girlfriend is very important to me right now, that says something.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Mine scared me. And I hope Mrs. Bluepony will never see the results.
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren ZevonI’m going to have sex with 9 more people and I’ll love 3 of them. Apparently I think of sex more than I do it.
MaryAnn
I wore a peekaboo blouse. He peeked and booed.
Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 7 people!
Including the 3 you’ve already had sex with, that makes 4 new lovers!
The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
4 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
It is very likely that you’re a passionate kisser.
Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind.
Holy moly!
Nekosoft’s Girlfriend will have sex with 48 people!
Including the 20 she’s already had sex with, that makes 28 new lovers!
The info on her 28 future sex partner:
0 of them will be female
28 of them will be male
And she will actually love 3 of them!
It is very likely that she is an excellent lover.
Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind.
TheSpark.comSexTest
Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with
11 people!
Including the BLANK you've already had sex with,
that makes BLANK new lovers!
The info on your BLANK future sex partner(s):
ALL of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
It is very likely that you're a passionate kisser.
Anyone interested??? email me… Anyone close to las vegas? anyone?? anyone?? I’m a nice guy… I’ll treat you right! 
HaHa
ok here goes mine…
in your life you will have sex with 63 people! Damn what did i say!!!
1 will be female
28 will be male
and i will love 3 of them
and i’m suppose to have a untammed sexual desire that will be worked out through fruitfull enjoyment— i’m scared now!
and i thought i was good
Sex with three (all male), will love one, first time in a hotel room at age 17. I’ve got six months.
You’ve got to be proud when you can’t even think of a category to nominate yourself in…
Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 24 people!
Including the 9 you’ve already had sex with, that makes 15 new lovers!
Info on my 15 future sex partners:
0 of them will be female
15 of them will be male
I will actually love 1 of them
You have an untapped source of sexual energy!
I don’t see how this can be true but we’ll see!
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with
14 people!
Including the 6 you’ve already had sex with,
that makes 8 new lovers!
The info on your 8 future sex partner(s):
8 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.
That last sentence does not inspire me with a great deal of hope…
If I was discussing Lucy Lawless but I wrote Lucy Topless, would that be a Freudian typo?
Alright, I took this test as I would have when I was 18 and it was remarkably accurate:
In your life, you’ll have sex with 3 people!
And you’ll first have sex at age 18, in a hotel room.
The info on your 3 future sex partner(s):
3 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.
Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind.
Pixoid said:
Yue Han said:
Sounds like two people that need to make plans together…
JMCJ
This is not a sig.
Congrats! In your life, you’ll have sex with 4 people!
Including the 1 you’ve already had sex with,
that makes 3 new lovers!
The info on your 3 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
3 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.
formerly known as LauraRae
I’m a Raggety Ann in a Barbie Doll world.
Damn John… and I was just about to ask Pixoid out too! you just stole my fire man.
“Boy, wouldja get a load of the cloaca on that one”? -Cecil Adams, october 8 1999
WHOO-HOO! That was 200 posts! I think I deserve SOMETHING!!! Even IF my fire was stolen…
Here’s mine:
Congrats,You will have 9 lovers, the 6 you’ve already had and 3 new ones:
0 will be female
3 will be male
2 you will actually love
sounds like you’re a passionate kisser.
I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation
-me