Taking Matters Into My Own Hands

Happy Birthday to the Sexiest Old Hag with the rock-inest, most spankable butt at the SDMB!
::rolls up sleeves, pats lap::

I can’t believe I missed this yesterday.

Happy birthday Diane! Drinks are on me when we manage to stage that get-together.

And I do hope you got a properly administered spanking from the person of your choosing! (Details! We need details!) :slight_smile:

Ugly

Spanking update -

I got one from my 10 year old (dang those little hands sting!) so it was just the typical, innocent birthday spanking.

I didn’t get a naughty kind. :frowning:

It was still a great day! Thanks for the wishes!

Diane:
It’s been a long-standing tradition in my family to give Presidents Day spankings to any deserving fannies, so how about offering up yours and I’ll give you that nasty-ass paddling that you so lovingly deserve?