HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Excuse me while I go spank myself.
Here. Lemee help.
::ZZZZZZZIP::
Hmmm… I read the thread title and felt compelled to post.
(If what you’re lookin’ fer is a right spankin’, you shoulda jes called!)
:eek: 
Whoops, were those smilies?
Happy Birthday!!!
I’ll have to buy you a drink in Amsterdam!!
Happy birthday and many many more. Have a great day!
Happy Birthday out there. What a wonderful gift your parents must have felt on this day…
Hehe, yeah that’s what I call taking matters into my own hands too. 
Fair enough but Diane can I spank you in Amsterdam? I’ll use a tulip
May heaven’s finest blessings
shower down upon you.
On this special day
and throughout the year.
Everybody…
HAPPY DANCE !!!
Happy Birthday! Joyeux Anniversaire! Breithla Shona Dhuit! Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! Buon Compleanno! Gratulerer med dagen!
Jessica, who likes to pretend she’s multi-lingual
Or should that be…two lips…hmmmmmm…
Happy Birthday!!
[sub]so you want your present now or later? ;-)[/sub]
Hey there birthday buddy. I’ll blow out your candles if you blow mine.
That title! That name! You know I just had to open this thread.
It’s time for the family birthday song!
::Sung as a dirge::
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday.
Gloom and doom and great dispair;
People dying everywhere.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday.
Yes, I have a strange family.
Hey, I’m easy. I’ll take birthday wishes, drinks, spankings, tulips, and two-lip spankings. At my age, you have to take everything you possibly can. Who knows if you’ll be around tomorrow.
And to my favorite sweetheart birthday buddy. Ready when you are for our mutual blow! 
Thanks everyone!
Doc J - Thanks for the song! (yep, you come from a rather strange family :))
Happy Birthday, Diane!!
[sub] < sheepishly > Would this be a good time to admit to a crush that dates back to the old AOL days?[/sub]
HOLY MOLEY, EUTY! And to think I have been worshiping you from afar!
Oh, Diane ! - you’re just an old-fashioned kinda girl. Spanking is soooo passé Think ……Jodphurs and riding crop :eek:
Hope the evening went with a bang and, my ! you do look a little different. Have you had a trim ?