Do people where you live talk backwards, as in “Team Wendy’s”, or "You’re looking for a what?
And;
Do people say “question” before asking a question, as in “question” “what form should I fill out for a purchase?”
If I reply “answer” “that would be a go 111” they look at like I’m crazy. Odd, huh?
Peace,
mangeorge
My wife does that, "Question: … " bit. I always give her, "Answer: … " She does in fact think I’m crazy.
My least favorite are the fill in the blank people: “And you are…?” or “And you first noticed this problem…” and if they get no answer or an ambiguous answer to this, they completely fragment the conversation by saying, “when?”
When people ask me “Can I ask you a question?”, I generally respond with “Does that one count?” I think it was a Steven Wright bit.