"Talking" premises more interesting than Baby Bob

Talking Canker Sore

Pilot: Walter discovers that one of his canker sores can talk. Initially frightened, Walter grows to appreciate the witty reparte with the debonair canker sore (Bob). Wacky hijinx ensue as Walter often is mistaken for saying things actually coming from Bob. Drama unfolds, however, as Walter ponders whether to cure his aching mouth or extend the life of a trusted friend.

Talking Marshmallow

Pilot: Walter discovers that a marshmallow he’s about to pop in his mouth can talk. Initially alarmed, Walter and Lizzy grow to love the marshmallow (Bob) and accept him as family. Wacky hijinx ensue as the delicious Bob avoids hungry visitors and endures Lizzy’s playful threats of baking him in Rice Krispie treats. Drama unfolds, however, as Bob questions his own worth if he’s not eaten as his Maker intended.

**Joely Fisher’s Talking Breasts

Pilot: The only really interesting parts of the original show finally get a vehicle of their own. See them rationalize that new bra purchase. See them argue over which one is more bodacious.

Talking Heads

What happens when an alt-rock band of lovable misfits find themselves all sharing one apartment? HILARITY!

Amen. Pretty interesting cleavage shots for a show about a talking baby.

Someone beat you to it.

Hey, if it worked once, it surely can work again! :rolleyes:

Actually, my post was more an offhand dismissal of Baby Bob than real ideas for “talking you-name-it” premises. It wasn’t that a canker sore was talking, but that studio executives might think it could be made into an ongoing TV series. Like Baby Bob, it’s obvious my “shows” wouldn’t go anywhere.

Just trying to have some fun.

I’m fairly certain there was once a Japanese kids show about a talking piece of poop.

Remember those singing cow movies from the 40’s? Those were a helluva lot funnier than Bob.

PHIL HARTMAN doing Eggman on SNL is the best thing of this nature ever done, IMHO. I loved the Eggman skits, They were hilarious.