Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnsss!!!
I’m pretty fond of omegle, I’ve spent some time trolling for laughs but at least an equal amount of time talking to people. I like the idea of getting to know people I wouldn’t otherwise meet, and finding common ground to discuss. I have exchanged MSN addresses a few times, but I’ve only kept in touch with one person, a 25 year old guy from the UK who’s very funny and a big fan of psychedelic/folk music (which I am as well).
I don’t know, the asl thing is always kind of an eye-roller. In retrospect maybe I should have played along.
Now this just hurt my feelings:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey where are you from ?
You: Texas. You?
Stranger: cool. i am from estonia. how old are u?
You: I’m 39.
Stranger: ok crap
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I’m too old? What the hell, man? What the hell?? 
I chatted with someone on a site like this a few weeks ago. He was a high school student and linked me to his Youtube channel, which has various computer tutorials.
That might actually be the guy who’s YouTube channel turned me onto the website.
He or she never said how old they were. Maybe you were too young, and they had no idea how they would relate with such a whippersnapper.
This was fun:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Netherlands? ='D
You: No. USA.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And then, few minutes later…
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Netherlands? ='D
You: No. Still USA. Same guy as before.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Poor guy.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi random person
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: dude!
You: sweet!
Stranger: 18
You: nice
Stranger: and u?
You: i didn’t know that 18 was a state of being
You: i assume you’re 18 years old
Stranger: wow
You: i’m 28
Stranger: really?
You: yep
You: really
You: so, what’s the weather like where you live?
Stranger: so hot
You: also, do you have any good stalking tips? usually, i just sort through her trash, but i think i need to step up my game.
Stranger: what?
You: a bag of ice cubes down the front of “ye olde trousers” can fix up that hot problem you have in a hurry
You: stalking
You: you know, following someone that doesn’t…want to be followed
You: …usually at their place of residence
Stranger: wow u’re stalker?
You: this particular young woman should recycle
You: there were 4 tin cans in her trash
You: she likes spaghettios, though
You: so i know that
You: so i can bump into her at the mall and ask what she had for dinner last night, and she can say “spaghettios”, and i can be all like “extra calcium? yeah, me too!”
You: not that gross stuff with the meatballs
Your conversational partner has disconnected
This one’s short but I’m proud of it.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: penis penis penis
Stranger: u want?
You: I’ve got
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This just made me laugh !!!
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay or not ?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Interesting with Google translate open in a separate window.
Some interesting translations, though I admit I’ve been quite impressed at the English skills of some of our asian friends (though one admitted she was using a translator):
You: Tell you what, you speak better English than I do Chinese.
Stranger: i am so glad to hear the praise
Stranger: I would like to ask you the other side of the tool is the MSN chat you
Stranger: Very high and your heart chat
Trolling a cybersex troll:
Stranger: Cyber?
You: Hopefully you don’t start conversations that way in real life.
Stranger: Me: Hey, cyber
Stranger: Girl: clothes off do me
Stranger: Me; Scores
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
After about 20 lines of this guy trying to offend me he gives up:
Stranger: usually conversations on this thing dont last this long
Stranger: i dont know what to do next
No doubt it’s a 4chan-er. They regularly go on, troll people then post the logs. If anyone asks you if your name is David, it’s definitely one of them…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FINALS SUCK
You: I disagree
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: school is awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey there.
Stranger: Asl?
You: 20 m uk, and you?
Stranger: good god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I am talking to a 16 year old person of indeterminate gender in Portugal. We’ve so far discussed the Boston Tea Party, the Cleveland Cavaliers, and multilingualism.
(S)he also asked me for my MSN contact information, and just added me. This could be interesting.
.
Okay. Portuguese person signed off so I tried it again:
Stranger: horny?
You: Me love you long time
Stranger: me so horny
You: Five dolla. Sucky sucky
Stranger: haha ael?
Stranger: *asl
You: 27/M/US
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is pretty addicting.
I tried to go the Google Translate route with someone who started off in Chinese with me. After about 20 lines, back and forth, I managed to get him to say this:
Trolling can be fun!
ITT: the cancer killing the dope.