Taxi Assessment:
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Hoskote & Naina and Rowan & Shane and Chester & Ephraim and Brandon & Adam and Tim & Danny and Nicky & Kim and Ally & Ashley - Already eliminated.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Leo & Jamal (down from “Rapido!”) - So Leo & Jamal demonstrate once again why picking the needle-in-a-haystack Detour option is a bad idea. I suspect that they were banking on this being a non-elim episode, as indeed it was, but still: poor performance and a late starting time next week for this team. I’m temporarily demoting Leo & Jamal, now that they have to complete a Speed Bump some time on the next episode. Speed Bumps aren’t ususlly too onerous, but they are in a place where the time counts; i.e., after any episode bunching points. And, looking over previous seasons, there have been nine times in the past eleven seasons where the final speed bump has come with 4 or 5 teams remaining; the team performing the Speed Bump has been eliminated five of those nine times. Those aren’t terrible odds, but still Leo & Jamal are the least likely team to make the final three.
“Rapido! Por Favor?” - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Tim & Marie (holding steady) - OK, part of me is thinking: a) in what way can “boil” possibly be interpreted as “suspend over the water and steam”? and b) Seriously, Marie? You’ve never actually boiled eggs, or been in a kitchen when boiling has occurred? Really? But the other part of me is thinking: If Marie doesn’t really know how to boil eggs (accounting for the remote possibility that Marie was fucking with the cameraman, which would be hilarious, if true), and really did have to logic through the procedure on the fly, she wound up doing a pretty credible job, particularly considering her usual move-before-think approach to problem solving. She even cooked them properly on the first go, unlike all the other teams, and made up a lot of the time they lost by (again) wandering around before figuring out where they were supposed to go. Combined with decent attention to detail at the Detour, this actually wound up to be a pretty good leg for Tim & Marie.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Jason & Amy (holding steady) - This was an excellent leg for Jason & Amy, with the only snafu coming from Jason listening to Travis and pulling out underdone eggs. Even that wasn’t so bad, strategically, because staying with your competition is probably better than gambling on being ahead, but risking falling behind. Amy was obviously the best-suited person left for the makeup task, and must have been able to easily walk Jason through the process, so good job for this team.
Travis & Nicole (down from “Cruisin’”) - I’m downgrading Travis & Nicole because they just seem to be losing focus, Nicole in particular. Not noticing that she’s smearing black goober all over Travis’s face is just a terrible lack of attention to detail (and a major detail at that). Combined with her meltdown last week, it looks like Nicole is starting to crack. I’m a little surprised, in that I thought that one of this team’s strengths would be dealing with pressure and lack of sleep, and still being able to focu and make decisions.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
No one.