Taxi Assessment:
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Matthew & Daniel and Idries & Jamil and John & Jessica - (already eliminated)
David & Connor (down from “Flat Tire”) - On the one hand, it is completely unsurprising that David & Connor are eliminated. On the other, it did surprise me that they just threw in the towel at the beginning of the episode without at least trying to give it a go. I suppose it must be a specific medical reason, but the logic of doing exactly two legs escapes me: if Dave’s injury is critical, get it fixed right away. If it’s not, keep racing. Trying to finely gauge how long to delay treatment before it becomesa huge issue seems foolish to me.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Chuck & Wynona (holding steady) - Statistic one: Chuck has done five Roadblocks to Wynona’s one, while all the other remaining teams have split their roadblocks evenly between team members. This includes the roadblock from this week, which Wynona inexplicably turned down because she might have to run. While I still appreciate Wynona’s gumption in running the Race essentially without complaint simply because Chuck really wanted to do it, it would be nice if she showed just a little more enthusiasm than that. Because, you know, Race, running, competing, that sort of thing. Statistic two: This is the third leg in a row that Chuck & Wynona have placed last or second-to-last. So maybe Wynona’s lask of enthusiasm will soon be rewarded.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Max & Katie (holding steady) - Oddly, this is the second week in a row that the top three teams each have posted their best-ever finish (if you count David & Connor’s non-Express-Pass-using first place finish last week as topping their Express-Pass-using first place finish the week before). That includes Max & Katie, who come in second this week after a third the week before. I’m tempted to move this team up after their second top-three finish, but I hesitate because of their lagging during the first three legs. And, truth be told, I also hesitate because Max & Katie seem like they’re way more impressed with themselves than they have any reason to be. But perhaps I’m wrong about them? In any case, I’ll wait and see what they do next week.
“Rapido! Por Favor?” - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Caroline & Jen (holding steady) - Caroline & Jen have been pretty consistently in the middle-to-rear of the pack, and remain that way this episode, beating only the two U-Turned teams. Most teams figured out the chess task without too much trouble, but Caroline & Jen were starting to get overwhelmed before finally figuring it out. I think fatigue may be starting to affect this team; I’m leaving them ranked here for now, but we’ll see how they do next week.
Mona & Beth (holding steady) - A good week for Mona & Beth, who have their best finish yet in third place, just barely behind Max & Katie. I’m still unreasonably bullish on the derby girls, so I’m hoping this is the episode where they start cranking it up.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Joey & Meghan (holding steady) - Like Caroline & Jen, Joey & Meghan have been pretty consistently in the middle of the pack. However, they were near the front on this leg, until the U-Turn, and it looked like they were far enough ahead that the still would have beaten Chuck & Wynona without using the U-Turn themselves. But they still immediately and strategically used the U-Turn, and hit the mat well out of last place.
Pam & Winnie (holding steady) - Pam & Winnie are suddenly looking like the team to beat. I’m a little suspicious of their stamina over the long haul, but they don’t seem to have had a problem yet, and they’re looking like the smartest of the remaining teams.
Anthony & Bates (holding steady) - Even though Anthony & Bates finished in the middle this week, after a pretty poor showing last week, they still have the best average finish placement (barely ahead of Pam & Winnie). And their poor showing has been due in large part to the luck of the cabbie draw. I expect them to start placing in the top three again quite soon.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
No one yet.