Franky Four-fingers was really Franky Three-and-a-half fingers + a thumb.
Darmok and Jalad never even visited Tanagra.
I, for one, lament the fact that the Pit has become a place to rush to judgement. We should wait for all the facts to come in before forming an opinion.
Peter the Great was actually pretty good.
Fat Tony is really no more than stocky.
Nogbad the Bad was kinda bad, though.
Yeah, and the Yellow Emperor was…on second thought, I’m not going to touch that one.
Hagar the Horrible is just a big softy.
[Hagar chops off BrainGlutton’s head]
I feel so violated!
Sam the Sham is actually quite honest.
Lorenzo the Magnificent was actually pretty creepy looking.
Shit. All I needed was some help with my paper about the shame of Tarquinus The Proud and you assholes spent a full 24 hours just fucking around. I’m going to flunk and it’s YOUR fault. :mad:
Maybe there’s time to research this Sam the Shame guy and see what he was ashamed of. Off to Wikipedia!
Why is he flashing gang signs ?
Just keep walkin’ and mind your biz nazz, feel me?
Florence representing, yo.
Pshaw. West Side! (of Italy) Gangsta of the sea, Andrea Doria representin’. Say he has a girl’s name and he’ll pull out his Flintlock Glock.
Pedants: yes, Flintlocks weren’t around yet. But Matchlock Glock doesn’t fit my obscure reference.
He’s wearing Bloods colors too. A man before his time.
[Moderating]
Off to MPSIMS.
[/Moderating]
Tarquinus the Mundane?
Harald Hardrada was damn hard in rada. Harald Fine-hair had damn fine hair. But Harald Hare-foot had human foots.
Ptolemy Philadelphus never even went there.