Thread subtitle: Movies you love so much you don’t want anyone else to see, because they might not like it, and because it hurts, emotionally, psychologically, almost physically (like a knot in the stomach or a lump in the throat) hurts to hear people tear it down.
Like Tarsem Singh’s The Fall. I freaking LOVE this movie, love love LOVE, and yeah, it’s painful, PAINFUL I tell you, to hear people with no taste or heart ragging on it, like the sad, sad people at Rotten Tomatoes, who have put it at 48% because they, to my mind, have no emotional core or imagination. I started reading some of the Rotten blurbs and almost got physically ill just scanning. How alien these “Rotten” people are to me! They may as well live on a completely different planet or in a different dimension. They certainly speak a language I don’t understand, and do not want to learn, lest I be infected by whatever’s wrong with them. I almost don’t even want to KNOW anyone who doesn’t walk out of this film completely, besottedly in love with it. And boy, don’t I know that that’s a really bad attitude to have.
It’s not even that I believe it’s a great film. I might when I see it a few more times (as I most certainly will), but would never try to convince others of that. It’s certainly not a movie that I know in my gut (not just believe) is an instant classic (like There Will Be Blood, which, though as much as I love it and was obsessed by it, I totally understand why it didn’t work for many people), and it’s not going to win or be nominated for any awards or anything (though Art Direction would certainly be well-deserved).
But something about it just HIT me in the exactly right spot, emotionally, that made me fall deeply deeply in love with it, even more the 2nd time I saw it. The first time was at a free screening, and then I paid to see it again with the bonus of the director being there for a Q&A after the film. Man, I practically wanted to bow down to him (what a nice, witty, unassuming guy he was too).
That “something about it” isn’t a mystery. There are lots of somethings (like, say, oh, the stunning visuals, cinematography and music) but I know exactly what the biggest something is, and her name is Alexandria, played by Catinca Untaru, a most amazing and wonderful little Romanian girl. I could see this movie a hundred times, a thousand times, just to bask in her presence, listen to her speak, see her beyond-adorable smile, cry tears with her, ache to give her a hug, go on adventures and adventures and adventures with her, laugh with her, fret for her, worry about her, cheer for her. With one viewing Alexandra became one my favorite movie characters ever (move over Daniel Plainview and Atticus Finch).
She’s just…I can’t even begin to do justice to her, just as the trailer doesn’t do justice to her. I can’t imagine how even the hardest hardened hearted person could fail to adore her to pieces, even if they hated the movie. She is really something very special, as is the (non)actress who plays her. The closest I can come to a comparison, and it isn’t really a fair comparison, is Victoire Thivisol in the heartrending film Ponette, which isn’t fair because the character of Ponette was a much more difficult role, but seeing Ponette inspired the director to look for a performance that would also be naturalistic and organic. Untaru isn’t an actress in the same way that Thivisol is (was, I guess, since she hasn’t acted for years), but the characters are both special.
I went into it not having seen any visuals beyond the poster, and not knowing anything about the story. I went because it was free, and because it was “Presented by” Spike Jonze and David Fincher, and because it was directed by the same guy who directed The Cell (which I liked, and which had stunning visuals, so I knew that that The Fall was probably going to look great), all of which was good enough for me so no need to hunt down a trailer or synopsis, so I don’t know if I should answer the question that some may be asking, “What’s it about?”
What follows in spoiler tags is a very simple outline of the basic plot (and it is a very simple movie, plot-wise). There are no real spoilers unless you want to be like me and go into it knowing nothing. Btw, if you’re such a person, don’t watch the whole trailer, because there’s a massive spoiler in it, that shocked the hell out of me when I saw the trailer after having seen the film. It’s more an audio spoiler than a visual, so you might be ok if you turn the sound down halfway through. But even if you do watch the trailer, if it looks at all interesting to you, only watch it once to get a sense of the visual aspect. The visuals include things never before seen on film and while it’s best to see them for the first time on the big screen, if you’re going to spoil it for yourself, at least, don’t watch it over and over to get “used” to these astonishing sights. After you’ve seen it, then you can (and should) watch the trailer over and over again, to relive the wonder.
The “present day” part of the film is set in 1915. Alexandra is an immigrant child who’s broken her arm while picking oranges. While in hospital, she meets a stuntman who’s been injured while doing a stunt for the movies. They become friends and he tells her stories, she rapt with fascination. The stunning visuals you see in the trailer and stills are from the storytelling parts of the film.
I don’t want to say any more because that would be spoiling it. I’m not sure what else to say about this movie though. It stole my heart away. Poof, gone, off into the desert or a butterfly reef somewhere. I just loved it so much. I know others won’t. People walked out of the free screening, and look at the RT score. It’s hard to take, I don’t understand it, but of course I accept it because that’s the way it is. I just hope that the people who will love it go see it in the theater, and the people who won’t will go see something else.