Taylor Swift is dating Taylor Lautner

I dated a girl with the same first name as my little sister. We broke up for before sex but I’ve always wondered how awkward that would have been. On the other hand I went to high school with a beautiful girl who had the same first name as me and I partially wanted to date her just so I could scream out my name in bed.

That means it fits even better. Like a lot of “girl’s names,” my last name was originally a guy’s name.

With ginormous anime eyes (or maybe just a scrunched up face). And Taylor Lautner has a very odd shaped mouth. I think they were made for each other.