Technology doesn't work that way - SamuelA's Pit Thread

6:59 PT. He’s have a hard time with that flounce.

7:40p (Pacific)
I guess logging out is baffling to a CS major.

He has de-flounced.

The Board is strangely alluring.

I knew it! Who wants what’s left of the goat? I’m keepin’ the ten bucks and half-bag of Skittles.

Tripler
Hey man, half a bag of Skittles is half a bag of Skittles!

And he’s still here. 8:13p (Pacific)

Just noticed that myself. He just can’t stop himself.

Tell me about it.

23:29 MST and he’s logged in.

Boy does he ever look foolish with everyone reloading his profile every 5 minutes to see if he’s online or not and posting regular updates.

Has it really reached the point that now trolls can expect to be fed without even giving us a little entertainment in return for the much-needed attention? Geez people, make him work for it. It’s a lot more entertaining for everyone.

I once visited a sad “zoo” on a Cherokee Indian reservation–it was a room containing a cage full of Nubian goats, a cage containing a constantly pacing tiger, a cage full of ringtail lemurs, and several deep concrete pits containing brown and black bears. There was a dispenser that you could buy kibble to feed to the goats, but I thought about how unfair it was that there was no dispenser to feed the tiger a goat.

Isn’t that a Stephen King short story?

Sometimes They Come Back.

Yes!

SamuelA is a greaser!!

He can’t go back to the greasers. The best he can do is pick up the pieces.

I see he was up late last night: 11:09PM MST.

I do have a direct message for him though:

Hey Sammy . . . I win.

Tripler
#HeySamuelAIwin

Last Activity: Today 01:09 AM

He’s still over there, behind the drapes…I see him peeking at you Tripler.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

I’ve made my points. I think this sums up SamuelA’s actions of the whole event nicely.

Tripler
Well, back to normal life.

Don’t go yet. He’s still lurking in the shadows waiting for you to leave.
He won’t come back while you’re here. Don’t go. Save us.

He’s figured out how to log in.