Technology doesn't work that way - SamuelA's Pit Thread

Ok. So I lie about everything. " I live on the streets and post from internet cafes". Is this what you want to hear to make yourself feel like the world is just? You would rather think this than the truth.

Because I haven’t actually lied in this thread even once. I have been mistaken a couple times but I haven’t purposefully lied.

Shrug. Believe what you want. Obviously I won’t reveal my identity to assholes.

Your story is that you are a psychopath that doesn’t lie, when in truth you are just a racist habitual liar that is incapable of shutting the fuck up when telling tall tales. It must be sad to be such a loser that lying about being a psychopath seems like a step up for you.

Even Apple needs someone to take out the garbage.

He could be a greeter at Walmart and be working for a Fortune 500 company.

Believe what you want. This is a great example of you pitting yourself. You are incapable of accepting the truth. I work as a software engineer and currently only make 80k. For a company that is very close to being on the fortune 100 Hardly the top of the field but I have been given several interviews for the next step up and I get weekly recruiter calls.

Shrug. Guess I am lying. Wonder why I didn’t lie harder. Why not claim I work at Google Brain?

I’m betting your company would like to know where you get your whoring money if what you say is true.
And I’m pretty sure you are the one being pitted here. You could always start a poll to find out for sure.

Because we’re not your $50 hookers. We don’t have to pretend to believe you, or act impressed by your tiny [del]brain[/del] dick.

I really doubt it’s his looks holding him back, either.

You finally figured out which end of the can the trash falls out of?

$500. And we all have the dick (and brain) we are born with, so calling me tiny dick is precisely the kind of racist, elitist behavior you accuse me of.

So would a trench digger for Comcast.

$80,000 salary and $500 hookers? Since you are an habitual liar pretending to be a psychopath you should go look up something called the KISS Principle.
Keep
It(your lies)
Simple
Stupid(That would be you, btw)

I don’t know… perhaps my dick, like your technology, doesn’t work that way, but mine is noticeably bigger than when I was a newborn.

Sorry to hear about your apriaprism.

He is pretty good at digging holes.

Lol. You can believe whatever makes you sleep at night.

Circadian rhythms?

LOLing when people are doubting your sanity isn’t the wisest move in the world. Just sayin’.
Especially when you are the only one in the room laughing.

Every three days@500 a pop= $60833
Every two days@500 a pop= $91250

Dude, I’m cool with prostitution and all, but this is just nasty.

I am sitting here.(boring vendor presentation) I have the corporate badge on. And my debit card works, though my account balance is a bit low for obvious reasons. If the undeniable external reality disagrees with the amateur analysis of random internet strangers, which should be believe?