Just got that same fundraising letter from Ted - dunno why or how I ended up on his mailing list! I’ll be sure to send him something just as valuable as the “check” he sent me.
It’s all a game to Ted, most accurately a professional wrestling match in which he gets to play Ric Flair in his prime. He’s grabbing tights, holding the ropes, fingers in the eye, fishhooking…
Bags of Dicks are going cheap, I hear.
I’ve decided to send him a copy of this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWR52fnW4AEz1t2.png
Yeah, but Flair was a stylin’, profilin’, airplane ridin’, kiss stealin’ son of a bitch and Ted is just a son of a bitch.
Yup. If Ted was a likeable scoundrel it might work for him.
I wonder if anybody in the Texas Attorney General’s office will bother responding to the complaint about Ted’s letter violating Texas law.
Ha. I couldn’t even believe that myself.
You guys all saw the SNL cold open with “Ted”, right?
I don’t think Ted Cruz will ever be POTUS, not with [this new info coming out:
I thought all that tech on Person of Interest was still SF…
Since every campaign is moving into this high volume data collection and analysing I truly doubt that story is going to get much play. Yes, Cruz’s sounds like it’s on the creepy level but once you open that can of worms your own data collection comes under scrutiny.
Cruz really is a genius. He’s an evil mastermind like Dr Evil, but definitely a genius.
Yeah, we’re all very lucky he is so unlikeable or who knows what shit he’d get done.
Right, imagine if he were more like Bob Roberts. Scary.
But did he pull it out too late?
Well we all know he’s seeking the money shot, so the pull-out was probably just in time. 
So, there’s something in porn where someone shoots money? Maybe I’m missing something here…
Nah, softcore, it figures, just faking it.