Teen displays brilliance at Micky D's

[chaoticbear]

@Exgineer

Well, the box is in my lap and has a hole in the bottom.

Well, people always complain about McMeat being hard and difficult to swallow, but jeez!

[Teelo]

@RandMcnally

We get most of June, July, and we start school the last week of August. Then the next Monday is Labor Day, so we have that day off.

Looks like you get a week more vacation than us, and it starts earlier. The kids here have labor day off as well.

Unfortunately my work doesn’t give that day off…

[danceswithcats]

@faithfool

No, no, no. This intellectually stimulated couple will rely on a much more time-honored and proven method. That’s what the Super Sized Coke TM was for. Of course, it maybe a little conspicuous while her douching with it is done in the parking lot of whatever establishment they end up in.

Hmmm. The McDouchebag™. We love to see her smile.