We’l just have iampunha run at them nekkid… then we can slip into the control room and take up the controls while they’re goggling at his goods.
I’m 18… graduated over a year ago from highschool.
I work full time as an accountant right now. With an hour and a half commute each way (uphill in the snow both ways with no windows, hehe).
I’m also a certified yoga teacher… but moneyin teaching yoga is a bit on the shitty side right now.
High School never held my interest for very long. But I plan to save up enough money to invest in some real estate and go to college for a pysch degree.
Ok, sorry for the life story.
power to the youth!
Cool birthday. Mine is July 2nd. cheers!
(cancers rule)
And just what possessing some destructive purpose could you do in that 3/10 of a second?
Anything I have the mods have seen in spades, not to mention humans.
sigh I’m 20. I wanna play too. 
Hostile takeover? No, we don’t need that. Let’s just hold all the hamsters hostage and post at $5 billion ransom. What’s that average out to, $5.6 million apiece?
Per hamster it ranges from about 2.5 billion to 50 mil per, depending on if you’re surfing the boards at 3 AM or 3 PM EST;)
Advice for all teens (and everyone else as well): read thread, then post. Say it to yourself. Read thread, then post. Read thread, then post. Make sure you give adequate space between part one and two, that comma is there for a reason.
Hostile takeover? Well… given some of the adults here are like totally the coolest ever (kidding, KIDDING) a hostile takeover isn’t really necessary. But, ahem if you guys really want to…
I’m seventeen and a senior in high school, now that school’s out. The most signifigant thing I did today was cook breakfast. I go to bed at sunrise and wake up in mid-day. This is the last summer of my life–I’m not gonna let it go to waste.
And I too lament that I’ve been on these boards for at least a year, and still no recognition. Not even a Pitting. I did get corrected by those who know better from time to time, though, and I’ve been emailed by at least two other Dopers. But it’s still not the same.
[wipes a tear from his eye]
Be strong. Be strong.
You can get plenty of recognition without getting pitted. Pitting isn’t even necessary. I’ve been pitted (varying degrees of merit) four times that I can recall. People recognize me more for running through threads naked than pitting (the biggest of which was over two years ago and most people don’t even remember).
Michelle
13
Going to 8th grade =D
Hrm… first post too ^^
I haven’t been pitted either… I feel your pain. I’ve done a LOT of stuff that warants being pitted, too… there’s This, this, and many others that I cringe to think about. Were we all that stupid?
HOW did I not get pitted?
You were already in the pit when stuff happened in the beginning, dear, or there would probably have been one;)
Royi. 14 going on 15 this summer.
Hey, I’ve heard about you, Evil Hamster. Aren’t you **XWalrus2[/]'s friend? (I hope I didn’t screw up his name. Numbers mess me up. So do extraneous X’s)
Hey man, we’re just like, tryin to like, hey man. You’re just not with it, and stuff. Why don’t you like, hey man, got to your viagra and Diagnosis Murder or somethin, man. Leave us alone. Hey man, we just wanna have a good time. You’re just part of the System, tryinna bring us down, and stuff. Man.
Yeah, like, dude chill out man. Don’t get yer panties in a twist.
Dude.
Seriously, man.
By Blackeyes: “and Diagnosis Murder or somethin, man.”
Diagnosis Murder??? Gimme a break! I ain’t watchin’ all that new wave stuff. I watch reruns of Bonanza or The Twilight Zone and movies starring John Wayne or Natalie Wood or Gregory Peck. They don’t make 'em like that any more, nosiree.
If I can find my eye-glasses, so I can find my cane, I’ll give some of you young whipper-snappers a proper thrashing!