Teleprompter, Wasilla-style

Why, I do believe I have no idea what you mean.

[sub]like I said at the meeting, I ain’t getting with SHIT until I get my left-wing conspiracy coffee mug and monogrammed pinwheel hat. I want it in lavender.[/sub]

Yes - but do you wink at the jury when delivering your summation?

Well, she actually did cross out “Budget” to change it to tax cuts, easily seen on the photo of her palm.

She came prepared though, her other palm said: “See Other Hand”

Personally, I loved the part where she actually looked at her hand before answering one of the softball questions. I mean, you can see where she snuck a peek at it, just like she was cheating in math class!

Hilarious!

Its optimism that says the glass is half full.

Its cynicism that says the glass is half empty.

It’s empirical observation that shows the glass to be bone-dry.

Just another content-free observation.

If the glass is ever observed to be totally empty or totally full, the cat is dead.

I know.

Would that series of tubes be interconnected?

It now appears that staff at the White House are following Ms. Palin’s example.

I’m not really sure that I want Gibbsy doing comedy, as I’d prefer the WH Press Secretary to retain what little credibility he can manage.

On the other hand [sic], I laughed.

What did he cross out? It looks like “Beer”.

A realist says the glass is too big.

You betcha.

Bread.

Drat - Beer was funnier.

Are you sure about that?

A comparison of the two Palins, from someone closer to the subject than I.

Does she Palin comparison to the previously famous one?

Indictment pending.